Perestroika! The Best Drag Show in the World

Ladies and gentlemen, its that time of the month again. Time to gather up all of your bastard children, cover them in salad dressing and stick them in front of the TV set while a degraded VHS copy of the 2000 Olympics plays on a loop for hours and hours. And it's also time for a drag show! My drag show, in fact, so won't you come to it? Just in time for Independence Day, Perestroika will be celebrating freedom from the bondage of mediocrity, bad taste and wrinkled khakis. So join us! We have XXX-tra special guest AQUANETTE JONES! as well as NICHOLLE PRIDE and of course the unclockable clock-maker's apprentice herself DESTINY!!! Show time at 10:30. Yankin!