Pride...a time when all the gays come crawling out of their p-town hangovers/hibernation for a massive celebration of diversity and ratchet good times.
After the Pride Parade, make your way over to the alley for the infamous daytime nightclub experience brought to you by the lovely folks at Whisky Saigon, your least favorite queer dj, and your moms most favorite human....LeahV. (2011 Boston Music Awards winner/Improper Bostonians "Best DJ" 2013)
Join us for some or all of the following; hand ...
Pride...a time when all the gays come crawling out of their p-town hangovers/hibernation for a massive celebration of diversity and ratchet good times.
After the Pride Parade, make your way over to the alley for the infamous daytime nightclub experience brought to you by the lovely folks at Whisky Saigon, your least favorite queer dj, and your moms most favorite human....LeahV. (2011 Boston Music Awards winner/Improper Bostonians "Best DJ" 2013)
Join us for some or all of the following; hand holding, dancing, twerk attempts, dips (probably ranch), death drops, excessive lighting, laser beams, shiny shit, distractions, gossip, dishing tea, and shade, and high fives, hugs, frenemies, no new friends, all new friends, EVERY BEYONCE SONG IN EXISTENCE (lets just get that right out the way), some rihanna, top40, bottom40, throwbacks, snap backs, probably a lot of neon and those sporty headbands, messy buns, cruel fashion dykes, scattered and brave gay boys, queens, kings, dukes, complex bitches, basic bitches, lube (use at your own discretion), regular bitches, cheap beer thats not cheap (sorry), sunglasses indoors (ill call you out), lectures on feminist theory, questionable 21 year olds finding their niche in the scene (its fine just ignore them), general fuckery, tomfoolery, butterfly kisses, whiskey slaps, birkenstocks, pioneers (our mature friends, we love you), side shaves, faux hawks, ALL THE HAIRCUTS, so much gel, fucking rainbow EVERYTHING, fine cigars and meats, red wine with ice cubes, haters, lovers, likers, indifferent folk, AND MORE FUN THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT.
and yeah, itll be cunty. like everything i do.
k see ya then. bye.
