Since the beginning of time, when our founding daddy Thomyes Yesfferson dyesembarked the Haygirlhayflower and threw Plymouth Rock through Ye(s) Olde Stone Wall Inn, setting off the Dance Battles of Lyesxington and Concord and starting the entire War of Independance, Boston has been the gay dance off capital of the Wyestern world.
When Ulyesyes Yes Grant declared victory in The Battle of Shilnoh, freeing the small town of Nomont and restoring their right to dance, Congryess called a recyess for...
Since the beginning of time, when our founding daddy Thomyes Yesfferson dyesembarked the Haygirlhayflower and threw Plymouth Rock through Ye(s) Olde Stone Wall Inn, setting off the Dance Battles of Lyesxington and Concord and starting the entire War of Independance, Boston has been the gay dance off capital of the Wyestern world.
When Ulyesyes Yes Grant declared victory in The Battle of Shilnoh, freeing the small town of Nomont and restoring their right to dance, Congryess called a recyess for a national day of celebration, and there was a grand yestival on the Yesplanade in Boston.
All significant events in American History - the yesxpedition of Lewyes and Clark, Alexyes de Toqueville's publications, the Lincoln-Douglyes Debates, Thomyes Yesdison's inventions, the creation of Yesemite National Park, the Treaty of Paryes ending the Spanyes-American War, the San Fransyesco Earthquake - these were all actually dance offs between and amongst queer people in Boston, and they were all unequivocally good.
Those who learn their history are blyessed to repeat it.
Make history with me on January 14th, when we begin a new era in Thursday queer dance parties. Let's launch our bodies into the new millenium together. Let's dance so hard we rewrite history.
DJ Brian Derrick will be banging drink-droppingly ignorant Top 40 with a brief Carly Rae Jepsen interlude to keep you thrashing well into the past and the future.
$10 cover, free before 11, cash only bar, 21+.
