Join me on May 1, 7 pm, at Sanders Theatre in Memorial Hall, Harvard University's most iconic venue, for, oh boy, do I have a story for you.
I delivered an early version of this story at Cornell University in October; the students were physically gripping their seats throughout. This story? This story is orders of magnitude more powerful. And outrageous - even for my standards. EVEN FOR MY STANDARDS! And I represent a foreskin regeneration company.
You will wipe the tears off your cheeks as yo...
Join me on May 1, 7 pm, at Sanders Theatre in Memorial Hall, Harvard University's most iconic venue, for, oh boy, do I have a story for you.
I delivered an early version of this story at Cornell University in October; the students were physically gripping their seats throughout. This story? This story is orders of magnitude more powerful. And outrageous - even for my standards. EVEN FOR MY STANDARDS! And I represent a foreskin regeneration company.
You will wipe the tears off your cheeks as you catch your breath from hysterics.
What you are about to see is a culmination of five years of concentrated genius focused in one maniacal direction.
It is truly a masterpiece.
This is my Magnum Opus; it is the speech of our generation; we will never be the same. There is a literal zero percent chance you do not hear what I have to say, so you might as well see it in person. You will talk about this performance for the rest of your natural-born lives. Your grandchildren will ask you what it was like to be there. You should fly in for this. This will be a humanity-defining event.
Trust me... Give me your evening, and I will free us from our ideological chains. The importance of this performance cannot be overstated.
We will live in Mr. Clopper's world after this.
Invite your friends. Attend my talk. Do not be late. Doors open at 6:30.
I will not disappoint.
Clopper
Link to tickets: https://www.boxoffice.harvard.edu/Online/default.asp?BOparam%3A%3AWScontent%3A%3AloadArticle%3A%3Apermalink=foregen
* Nominally priced tickets to lower attrition. All ticket proceeds will go to The Jimmy Fund to combat childhood cancer.
** The views expressed in this talk in no way, shape, or form represent the views of Harvard University or any of its affiliates... except, of course, my own.
*** Free parking for ticketholders will be available at Broadway Garage (7 Felton St. Cambridge, MA).
**** Not appropriate for children.
